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CM Punk: Best In The World DVD/Bluray Review


Documentary

The documentary portion of the new CM Punk released by the WWE featured a history of CM Punks career, highlighting his journey through various indie organizations, Ring of Honor, Ohio Valley Wrestling, WWECW and then the WWE, ending with his victory against John Cena at Money In The Bank. The overall presentation is clean and polished, featuring interviews with Punk’s friends and colleagues.

The set also combines this packaged history with a “day of life of” portion intertwined. This segment showed CM Punk as he takes care of various responsibilities of being WWE champ. They showed off his home, signing appearances, tour bus, and lounging with wrestling pal Kofi Kingston.

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Short Story- War of Gods Conclusion


High on a mountain stood Odin, only his spear at his side. He sees his sons and daughters slain by the children of Zeus. They are all dead, almost; neither side will win at this point. The cool air passes through Odin’s beard and with his one eye gazes into the battle acknowledging his time to fight and die. A wolf is running towards him, it is neither Geri nor Freki, they have already fallen. This wolf is Loki, Odin’s blood-brother; it is time for them to fight.

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Short Story: War of Gods Part 3


“Odin I curse thee,” Asalrek swears. “All the gods in Asgard as well as the gods on Olympus, none shall be spared! All will fall to the mightiest warrior of the world!” With this oath Asalrek is approached by Charon, the ferryman of Hades. “Pay your toll,” the boatmen calls, ‘”or wander the shores for eternity.” “I am Asalrek!”the warrior cries. “I shall pay no toll, nor wander any shore. I will defeat the gods, all of them, no more shall they toy with us mortals. No more shall they play their games.” “I have been a slave to the gods for centuries.” Charon says. “Go back to the land of the living, climb Mount Olympus, defeat the gods, free Loki from his chains, he will know the way to Asgard. But first I am afraid; you must defeat the pet of Hades, Cerberus. He lets souls in, but few have ever made it out.”

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Short Story: War of Gods Part 2


It is time for battle, the sun glowing a blood red, the field as if on fire.  Asalrek is home here, he is comfortable, behind him an army of Greeks, four thousand strong; in front stands another army, an army  greater in numbers as well as experience. Fools, thinks Aselrek, giving me so few men, but I refuse to die, I refuse to die now. With that he raises his father’s sword, Thor’s hammer carved into the hilt, lets out a mighty cry and rushes into battle. Left and right men fall to his blade, arrows pass him by, he is hit, only a flesh wound, the adrenaline has him now; he is home. How can this be the army of legend? They fall like children. He looks up as a spear breaks his shield, with a slice of his sword the soldiers head breaks as well. For a brief minute, nothingness, the fighting stops. Then, like thunder he sees the true foe. They are dressed in red and black, carrying weapons from all reaches of the world, strange beasts from strange lands accompany them. This, thinks Asalrek, is what I seek. Rushing the new army with what is left of his, Asalrek runs into the fold. Men and beast fall as Asalrek now stands alone against the foe. His army defeated, his wounds growing in number he shouts the warriors prayer. “Gods of War I call you, my sword is by my side, I seek a life of honor. Cover me with death, if I shall ever fail. Glory! Majesty! Victory!” In that instant time froze. Asalrek sees before him corpses of friend and foe, bodies of those he had slain, body parts littered amongst the field, soldiers in mid-swing ready to attack him, and with a bolt of lightning a man, not a man, but a god. “Not your Odin that approaches you Asalrek, not his son Tyr. They ignore your cry; it is I Ares, son of Zeus and God of War, which responds to your plea. They would see you die before unlocking your full potential. They are scared of you Asalrek, you are becoming too powerful. I can give you what you desire. I can give you ultimate strength, strength only rivaled by that of my half-brother, Heracles. Your gods would kill you, I give you life, all I ask is do not tell a soul what I have done, if word were to get out, the consequences could be of godly proportions. Do you accept power Asalrek; do you accept your potential?” “Yes Ares I accept! I accept power, I accept strength and I accept you!”

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Dredd 3D Movie Review ** Spoilers!


When I heard a new Judge Dredd movie was coming out, I was ecstatic. When I heard it was going to be shown primarily in 3D, my elation fell. I am not a fan of 3D, it just makes the screen look dark and cluttered. However, Dredd-3D was shot in 3D, which makes a huge difference in quality when compared to post production 3D.

When most people hear Judge Dredd they will either respond with a confused look, or recall the Sylvester Stallone camp fest Judge Dredd from 1995 also featuring Rob Schneider. This earlier film is by most accounts a bad movie. However it enjoys a status of so bad, it is amazing. Sly Stallone shouting “I AM… THE LAW!”  (check out a clip here) or even “I knew you’d say that” is satisfying on many levels.

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Short Story: War of Gods Part 1


Can a man defeat the Gods? Does the choice to turn to someone else damn a man even in the heat of battle? The daughter of Zeus, Calliope, has come to me to tell the tale of a man who betrayed the gods, cursed the name of his Viking ancestry, and who was denied access to the warrior hall of Asgard, Valhalla.

The blades of two mighty swords clash.  In the heat of the battle, bodies fall. Our hero Asalrek stands tall, with the strength of one hundred men, this power was not given by any Norse god. No, his strength was a gift from the god of war, Ares. This act has forever given up his right to join the einherjar in the hall of Valhalla. Defiant of his father gods, Asalrek kills men and horses alike, before finally falling to many mortal wounds.

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Where are the rock stars?


At the beginning of its conception, rock and roll always had its poster boys, from Elvis Presley and Bob Dylan to Axl Rose and Seven Tyler. However, the age of the rock star is gone. The days of sold out stadiums and arenas, the sex, drugs, rock n roll life style, and the iconic rock stars are all gone. Why has such a fantastic thing as that disappeared, or rather burned out?

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The Last Airbender Movie Review


This is the point by point movie review of “”The Last Airbender by M.Night Shyamalan. If you haven’t read the review preview, you may want to, as it will add some background to this review. That being said, I was skeptical how a 1 1/2 hour movie could contain the magnitude, the masterful storytelling, and the charm of the first eight-hour long season. In short, it couldn’t. “The Last Airbender” is nothing compared to the show, however in the interest of being fair, I will match a good point with a bad point as long as I can.

****************Warning!! questionable language is used! Contains Spoilers!****************************

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Avatar: The Last Airbender Movie Review Preview


As some may be aware, I am a huge fan of the series “Avatar: The Last Airbender.” I like to think of myself as a resident expert, therefore qualified to judge and comment on this film. After the first teaser to the movie was shown I followed the happenings of the movie and had mixed feelings about it from the start. I didn’t think the movie would be good. However I really wanted it to be. The show, which aired on Nicktoons, is a modern masterpiece and is a prime example how the medium of animation and television can tell a story just as dramatically as any novel. The characters are well developed, the pacing in the three seasons is magnificent, and the world created is vast and full of imagery. For those of you not familiar with the series I highly recommend watching it, marathon style if you can, as the story is continuous and should be viewed as such.

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Hell On Wheels: First Impressions


I am a fan of Westerns. In my book, Clint Eastwood is cowboy legendary. So I have been slightly intrigued by the new Western-style show Hell On Wheels show on AMC, but never really watched, save for the tail end before Breaking Bad. Recently however, I decided to give it a shot and looked it up on the great media resource known at Netflix.

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